First thing i see when i get back into the area...work. Haha

Harrisburg - 119 miles. Almost home... E.

Hahah

Cool venue. Austin. Outside...

Crisis tour tattoos. All in!

Austin rocks. Another night creepin in the mens room. What!!?? It's funny!!!

We can prob. Share a hot dog for two bucks?

7.75??? How are we gonna get strippers????

2 people - beer, food and stripper - 18.......we can do it - JM-ES

Local paper! Cool. E.

''what ever it is, it looks really sad'' - adam. Elisha

In nola with a drink called a hand grenade!! Strong stuff.. E

Hand grenade

2010 Houston Bailout baby! WHO ARE WE?!!! C.C. !!!!!

"If there's no re-entry, I guess we can't play... right?"

Houston, TX

Discussing how we're handling this last "show."

X t. It's going to take some seriouse ajustment time to enter back in to the real world. Off to Nola to hang out afterthis!! Elisha

X Last venue..not so great, but we will make the best of it since this is our last night playing. Tour has been amazing. I dont know how else to describe i

Fun at a laundromat

Just got oinauistin, vrazy trtashed with the krims bums, FUCKEF UP!!!b!! Crazy. Trtashed, gotyta pas s out!!!! /nitwe -johnny

Largest thing to be killed by our van so far. Ewwwww - Elisha

Scabies or zit?

Best breakfast conversation ever.

When the crowd is small, i drink a lot. Then i make visits to the mens room for pics!

Aaaand another venue! El paso, TX

When the crowd is small, i drink a lot. Then i make visits to the mens room for pics!

El Paso

"What would you even do with a six-foot dick!?"
"Fuck an elephant."

New Mexico

"This place is crawling with bugs."
"Kinda like your mom's vagina."

Road sodas!!!!!! My head is fucked! Good times with the family - johnny

The biggest fucking beetle

"Nothing beats a fresh apple" - elisha. Posted by - johnny

Thermometer outside the gas station was reading over 120 degrees......is that for real???? - johnny

Fuuuuuuuuck

Driving through the MOTHERFUCKING desert

Cali was fun as hell, but now it's on to long drives again, and we'll be losing hours on the drive back......ugh - johnny

Friends

I've got the best friends I could ask for. -Anthony

And another bad ass venue. Sweet!

Radiation Records

The best record shop I've ever been in. -Anthony

Celebration

Johnny broke the curse. The rest of us are going to Hollywood to celebrate. -Anthony

Los Angeles

It's like driving through a fucking cloud. -Anthony

One hour from Los Angeles. All nighter...hopefully will sleep soon.

1st of 4 cali shows treated us well! Thanks to Mike from Oppressed Logic, Violent Society, Naked Aggression, and all the Oakland punks for a great show!

Tons of people, no fucking merch sold. Well... A little, but damn, we have a room of 20 kids and we sell over 100 bucks. A room of 75 makes 20 so far? Gonna be a rough west coast ride...

Mmmmm, crazy hangover......-johnny

Writing from Reno

Tour's been fantastic so far. We were scraping each other's nerves a few days ago, but that seems to have passed. I guess it's expected when you're living together in extreme conditions for days on end.

We've played five shows so far: Columbus, Chicago, Kansas City, Denver, and SLC. We've met some awesome people on the way. The worst part about this tour is the time constraints. As soon as we start enjoying the company of our fans, it's time to take off again. Salt Lake City, I'm glad you convinced us to come out. We haven't had a bad time at any of our stops yet. *knock on wood*

The scenery of Wyoming and Utah was incredible. I never thought a desert could be so goddam beautiful. The mountains out here are gorgeous. Even as I type this in a hotel room in Reno, I'm looking out in the night and seeing mountains surrounding this miniature Las Vegas.

I'm slowly working on editing some videos I've collected so far. I'd like to get them out sooner versus later, but time is just hard to find. Talking to Elisha today, we both had the intention of doing a lot of this on our eight-hour drives. The shitty part is, you're spending a lot of that time trying to make up sleep that you couldn't get during the night.

These past few days have been a blast. This is something I've waited a long time to experience and it's worth the wait. I just can't wait to come home and reflect on everything that's happened. Everything's been moving so fast, it's hard to realize what you've done.

-Anthony

Circus circus - Reno, NV!!!

Finally Day 3 & 4 Recap...

Just saw our first tornado!! It was a little sand storm. So cool. E

I have to piss so bad right now. -Anthony

10% Party, 10% Torture, 20% Boredom - 60% WORK

My next video is to large to add to this blog. Ill give a link after this post.

We have been slacking a bit on the video footage. After this video, they will be a little more random and mixed between days.

Three out of five days we have slept in the van. It is rough, but we are having a good time. The crowd response has been amazing. We have been selling plenty of merch. and getting paid enough for gas the entire way so far. Fingers crossed that this pattern continues. Last night we were fed by the venue. To my surprise it was a banging salad! You'd think it was easy to get fruits and veggies when you are in farm towns, but we had no luck! The salad was MUCH appreciated.

The altitude in the Mid-West is crazy. I am kind of sick from it. I keep drinking water and STILL feel dehydrated. Maybe I should stop the breakfast shots? Kidding...

All in all, we are working our asses off, and having a blast while doing it. To anyone who thinks touring is all fun & games... you are so wrong! It's 10% party, 10% torture, 20% boredom, and 60% work. Loving every second........

Elisha

Another bad ass venue. We are some lucky people right now. Things have been going so well. We are tired at this point, but happy.

Welcome to Utah...Long, long drive.

This shit is only getting better. -Anthony

Venue number five. Awesome!

Leaving Boulder, CO

Adam Peeing

Dot's Diner

We just ate the best meal on our tour. Dot's Diner in Boulder, CO is fucking AMAZING. -Anthony

colorado

There's fucking hippies everywhere.....I'm really starting to get pissed - johnny

Fun lil video for your pleasure....

The Rockies.. and other random pictures of last night.

Adams aunt is hookin it up!! FRESH, HOME COOKED FOOD.

Bill and Ted love Colorado. They wont shut the hell up about it... E.

All I wanted to see was snow capped mountains in July. After an 8 hour drive of nothing but plains...finally my snow capped mountains are in sight. Amazing...

ughhhh

What the hell happened last nite? - johnny

Kansas is a motherfucker of a state. -Anthony

''So tired. I need ciesta'' says Jonas.

If every night was like tonight... Id dedicate my life to this. You have my weekends and vacations days for now... I love this. Thanks to everyone who helped us get out here. You know who you are...

Only 3 days in and so far shit has been bloeing up BIG, we couldn't be happier, and thanks to everyone whose been coming out, day off tomorrow, then denver with my T.R. Crew, should be SICK!!

Fuck fuck, oh my fuck!! We had this crowd movin!!! Umm. We fuckin rocked it tonight! I love this place. THIS is what it is all about. Ill post video in the morn. E.

The two folks on the left are the band that we are touring with. The Angst...

Merch duty.. Its been a good night. Lots to look at ;-)

KC

Bobby's Loft in kansas City is one of the craziest coolest venue's I've seen in a loooong ass time. Touring bands gotta come through here. Bring a skateboard. Nite number 3, feeling good, and we've been killing it!

KC

Bobby's Loft in kansas City is one of the craziest coolest venue's I've seen in a loooong ass time. Touring bands gotta come through here. Bring a skateboard. Nite number 3, feeling good, and we've been killing it!

Arrived in Kansas City. We are playing a bad ass venue. People live in the venue, which is why the stage is also a kitchen. I was standing on a skate ramp while taking this photo. Kansas is weird. TONS of warehouses. More pictures to come. Elisha

First sight of bad weather. Good old midwest... E.

Day 2 Recap...

Good night

leaving chi-town

Chicago went well, but I'm in severe need of a crazy ass drinking nite.....damn these long drives and our responsibility! - Johnny

Noble warriors guarding the van while everyone eats. Hoping we dont get robbed for our Macs. Just arrived at Ronnies for show number two.

Chilling in Chicago

Just got done hanging out with one of our good friends in the suburbs of Chicago. Elisha and I are now outside of the venue while the others are grabbing food. I'm craving Chi-town pizza like no other.

-Anthony

Wakey wakey shakey bakey. Slept in the van. It sucked. Now off to Illinois. Got like 50 pictures taken of us at Denny's. Hicks... nuff said. E.

Day One Complete

Columbus, OH: Neighbor rivalry, police interference, and crackheads trying to get into our van. Despite this, we managed to have a hell of a time at the Boneyard. The set was fast, but everyone seemed to enjoy it. Thanks to everyone in Ohio who made it out to see us. We're also happy to report that Jonas' best friend isn't dead.

One hour LATE....

Packed up and on the road by 10:30 A.M. Anthony was an hour late.